February 2010
26 posts
girl one: yes, you are easily distracted
i'm aware
lol
girl two: ha ha
girl one: this is why sharks like [boy's name] get to you!!!
revelation!
you're a little fishy who's distracted by [boy's name]'s shark-like charm
girl two: ...
girl one: and that's the solution to life's problems.
girl two: that was the worst connection ever
I've been living under a rock
Because I am just now discovering Texts from Last Night.
And I’m also realizing that I must be a terrible terrible person because the ones I find the funniest are either sexual or majorly offensive.
(850):
how was your day?
(404):
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
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(708):
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no...